pandorasslave ([info]pandorasslave) wrote,
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My Singles Ad (feel free to ask questions and comment on other stuff that i have forgotten)

Name:Pandora's Slave

Residence:Seattle

Looking for: Male for a real relationship (tired of nonmonogamous lovers)

Necessary Qualities: desire to go clubbing, ability and choose to wear eyeliner, dark clothes, mainly goth/industrial persuasion, skillz in bed are a major plus (size only matters if you don't know how to use it!!), adventurous, willingness to try new things, please have a source of income that isn't illegal, and PLEASE! no venereal diseases...(i demand proof of that before anyone gets near me in a biblical sense...)

Drugs/Drinking: don't really care what you do, as long as it doesn't interfere with your job, or general living. i drink on weekends, and do drugs when they are free, so i can't really judge. smoking is alright, but i am not one to do it (unless it's cloves, only socially smoking, and they are free)

Preferred Looks/Aesthetics: I would prefer someone who is taller than me (taller than 5'7")...but i think a 6'0" at least would be nice, considering the fact that i wear heels and platforms 6 out of 7 days per week, i like tall and skinny guys the most, but i am not talking scrawny-never-has-lifted-a-weight type boys. I like boys who wear eyeliner, or can at least do their own makeup when going out clubbing. let's just say TDH (tall dark and handsome)

Preferred Personality: you must be a sweet guy, even when you aren't looking to get laid. i need someone that i can be friends with even after a breakup occurs. i don't need someone who would yell out the window of their car at some chick on the street (those are annoying enough), i am not a LARPer...so it might help if you weren't either.(now, now, while i do like the imagination part of it, i still think you need to get out into the real world...because gaming doesn't solve problems...) i would like someone who is a problem solver, but not maniacal about it. i don't like passive aggressive shit. and i am tired of people who blame other people for why their life sucks. if you life sucks, you should do what you can to fix it, not blame everyone else around you.

Talents:haha. i like someone who has a least a few skillz in bed. (we can train the rest...but when you start with nothing...) i do like boys who are into music, (not necessarily in a band, mind you..but just enjoy going to shows), oh yes, and the ability to communicate is kinda necessary...

Music:check my music preferences if you really wanna know (www.myspace.com/22106349 under View Profile link...)since chances are, at the club we would be listening to a lot of those bands....

Contact: leave me a message here or email at alisia_dragoon at hotmail
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  • 6 comments

[info]pissoffbob

July 20 2005, 18:09:15 UTC 6 years ago

I put an ad in the stranger

no one answered

[info]pandorasslave

July 20 2005, 20:38:52 UTC 6 years ago

lol. see, i won't put an ad in the Stranger because i have seen WAY too many skeevy people reading it...and i don't need that kind of publicity...

but this seems a little better...i suppose...

[info]un4givn

July 20 2005, 18:11:36 UTC 6 years ago

Dot dot dot

[info]pandorasslave

July 20 2005, 20:40:10 UTC 6 years ago

you know...you're really not helping...

perhaps if you had given me some ideas as to what i forgot to mention...*friendly dig*

[info]un4givn

July 21 2005, 04:59:15 UTC 6 years ago

I try :D

*Friendly dig* Desperation doesn't usually attract the attention you're looking for

[info]pandorasslave

July 21 2005, 04:59:57 UTC 6 years ago

true, but neither does sitting on your ass and not doing anything. :P
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